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what people dont tell you about newborns

What people dont tell you about newborns?
- They have damn smelly farts.. and im not kidding about the damn smelly... its horrible... lol
- They cry alot when you are the sole caregiver. For some weird reasons, at the end of the day they seem to cry more and more (maybe cause you`ll get tired and cranky at the end of the day)
-If you breastfeed, they`ll latch until you feel that your nipples will fall out..Attributed to growth spurts etc...
-For breastfeeding mums, everyday you`ll wake up with a rock hard breast, nothing feels better till its emptied.
- Their poo are explosive!!!!
- Theres no better time than they are asleep then when you quietly using ninja moves reached for your items, and BOOM! the baby wakes up! Oh the eating part when hes asleep applies for me too!
-When they are sick, they never leaves ur arm! And this is from when hes few weeks old till now almost 4mos old :(
- Everyday you are waiting for your spouse to return home to help with baby, but hes way too tired to and you end up still taking care alone while he does his things.
- The house will never be tidy anymore unless you carry your baby to do house work. But nope, im too clumsy for my own good and my kids come first, not the house. Bye house :'(
- Watching videos on computer is a feat cause the kpo baby will keep trying to watch with you! So bye videos.
- Tired but cant get to sleep (i have insomnia so it only applies for me i guess)

Thats it for now.. till i can think of more hmmm